Qoutes by Sam

when asked about how his life was going, Sam replied, "I'm at the bottom of the portopotty: just catching crap."

Stupidity in the theft world

a man walks into a walmart and goes to the eletronics station. he begins to fill his pockets with cds. he runs out of the store and the police give chase on foot. the man rounds a corner and disappears. when the police come around the corner they find the man on the ground. because of the weight of the cds his pants had fallen down around his ankles, hobbling him.
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Last Night by: Skillet

You come to me with your scars on your wrist

You tell me this will be the last night feeling like this

I just came to say goodbye

I didn't want you to see me cry, I'm fine

But I know it's a lie

This is the last night you'll spend alone

Look me in the eyes so I know you know

I'm everywhere you want me to be

The last night you'll spend alone

I'll wrap you in my arms and I won't let go

I'm everything y0u need me to be
Your parents say everything is your fault
But they don't know you lik I know you
They don't know you at all
I'n so sick of when they say
It's just a phase, you'll be ok you're fine
But i know its a lie
The night is so long when everything's wrong
If you give me a chance
I will help you hold on
Tonight, tonight
I won't let you say goodbye
And i'll be your reason why
The last night away from me
Away from me

Stupidity in the theft world

a guy walks into a gas station and holds up the cashier. he leaves and finds the cops on his door step waiting for him. looking down he realizes that he forgot to take off his name tag from work.
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!