college

so around this time most seniors are graduating. i would know, my brother is one. so heres a few tips (not that you guys will ever actually follow them):

• Live life while keeping your grades up
• have fun otherwise your life will become extremely dull and itll make me barf
• dont let life get you all down
• depression only lasts for a little while and eventually things will look up
• call your parents, especially your mommy because shes worried and just needs to know your at least partially alive

quotes by Sam

"we could be that mistake."on breaking up with his girlfriend he used the analgy of the girl that wakes up and realizes that while she was drunk she had sex.